January 2011
85 posts
when people post statuses like "don't text or call...
makehersayx3:
no one was ever going to text/call you in the first place so..
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December 2010
105 posts
I'm an Omegle Troll, aren't I?
You: I am Omegle.
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: is it yur name?
You: You have been selected by our council to be apart of a contest to win 10,000$
You: Can I please get your name and email.
You: ?
Stranger: why?
You: So we can send you the forms you need to partcipate
Stranger: re u kiddin me?
You: You and 20 other strangers have been selected to compete.
You: No, I'm not kidding.
Stranger: can u proof it
You: If you'd like to pass this offer up, please disconnect now.
Stranger: ok i'll give u my mail
You: Thank you.
Stranger: nazymkydyrbaeva@yahoo.com
You: After giving us your email, you will recieve the forms withing 2-5 days.
You: Is that a valid e-mail?
Stranger: valid?
You: If you don't want to participate, please disconnect now.
You: Is that a "real" email?
Stranger: yep
You: I see.
You: Please allow me to ask a few more questions,
You: to find if you are qualified.
Stranger: so
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Nazym
You: What country are you from?
Stranger: kazakhstan
Stranger: n u?
You: Omegle is run out of America.
You: Are you over 13?
You: If so, what age are you?
Stranger: 16
You: Processing...
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: so?
Stranger: f
You: Processing...
Stranger: so?
You: I'm sorry, but you do not qualify to win $10,000. Omegle thanks you for your participation. Goodbye.
All black cats look the same. =p
“Trying to kiss him would be like trying to kiss your elbow - it’s damn...”
– what?
The Misfits has been the most interesting show of...
pandorashart:
Pretty boy swag ayyy!
my day is made.
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I forgot about my 30 day meme for 7 days. derp.