February 2010
75 posts
January 2010
63 posts
I finally corrected the spelling of "Hymen...
The definition of Hymen is “A membrane covering the vaginal opening of a virgin.” Basically the cherry. So a Hymen Homicide would be a man taking a girl’s virginity. It is completely irrelevant to my blog, but it’s a nice name isn’t it?
Last Night's Dream
I remember seeing this litter of kittens and they were all tabby cats. But one of them was black and white and they said she’d turn into a black cat. So then I recalled seeing a white tiger at the aquarium and decided to name the cat Coral. x3
Then I met a former crush of mine and told him I was a lesbian now and had no interest in men. He laughed and looked to my friends to see if I was...
theyahooanswers:
wtf is wrong with people?!
Women and men
theyahooanswers:
“You know, sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We’re so busy watching...”
– Calvin and Hobbes. (via flickflickflicker)
That’s some deep shit.
I just had an epiphany and unepiphany within 5...
[21:22] jmsharvestmoon: omfg. i forgot it’s early dismissal tomorrow. nvm, i’m staying up. xD [21:22] jmsharvestmoon: fuck nevermind. it’s not friday tomorrow… [21:22] jmsharvestmoon: sorry, i’ll let you get back to your work.
“Sorry Jack in the Box lady, when you saw me licking the two straws from my...”
– highdeas.com
50 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS .
ahme:
yamagiwa:rawrandtinglysensations:zoombamboomzipclickzappoof: kelseydh:dai-die:littleninja19:
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a...
50 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS .
ahme:
yamagiwa:rawrandtinglysensations:zoombamboomzipclickzappoof: kelseydh:dai-die:littleninja19:
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a...